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    texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

    texanpadalecki:

    crossroadsdemondean:

    hellfiremeg:

    We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

    One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

    One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

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    — 2 days ago with 26063 notes
    mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
Original available hereMore BGSG comics

    mikemaihack:

    No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.

    Original available here
    More BGSG comics

    — 2 days ago with 16073 notes
    DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    DC:Wait-
    Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
    DC:I didn't-
    Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    Marvel:PEACE
    — 3 days ago with 115691 notes

    thefrogman:

    iguanamouth:

    WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

    By Lauren [tumblr]

    (Source: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

    — 4 days ago with 53316 notes

    explore-blog:

    As if we needed another reason to appreciate how amazing bees are: Artist and beekeeper Ren Ri makes breathtaking sculptures using plastic, salvaged wood, and a swarm of bees.

    — 4 days ago with 1855 notes

    radicalrascality:

    princelesscomic:

    fandomsandfeminism:

    kaienstein:

    fandomsandfeminism:

    ipodiphoneirack:

    dontneedfeminism:

    jamie-bennett:

    fandomsandfeminism:

    blacksupervillain:

    leseanthomas:

    It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 

    Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585

    calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

    Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry about genuinely good and interesting comic choices.

    Um, this is fantastic. Why the hell are you complaining?

    >genuinely good and interesting comic choices

    That’s an interesting way to spell “obvious pandering”.

    Throwing away iconic characters on a whim so you can please the demands of pissy ideologues who could not care less about the comics themselves and only care about pushing their own agenda where it doesn’t belong, is not “genuinely good and interesting comic choices.”

    You know superhero mantels get passed around ALL THE TIME right? 

    There’s multiple Flashes, Green Lanterns, Robins, Ms. Marvels, Captain Marvels, Spidermans, and even Wonder Womans, right? There’s even more than one Batman. THERES ALREADY MORE THAN ONE CAPTAIN AMERICA. (Bradley AND Barnes have both used the name already.) 

    Starting a new run where the mantel gets passed onto someone who isn’t a white dude isn’t “throwing away iconic characters.” It’s using a staple of the comic narrative to bring in new fans, energize franchises, and diversify line ups. 

    Pffft, fake nerd boys, not even understanding how mantel passing works. 

    Oh I’m sorry you think you’re so smart you can look how mantel passing works on Wikipedia wow fucking move over people who have a genuine liking of comic books, dumbass Feminist bitches who think they have an opinion are pushing their agendas down your throat, and no matter what you say, you’re wrong.

    A GENUINE liking of comic books? 

    You think I don’t genuinely enjoy comic books?

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    Being a misogynist doesn’t give you a monopoly on liking superhero comics, my friend. Does it bother you that OTHER comic fans aren’t bothered by these things? 

    So, I call total bs on the guy claiming Marvel is cramming something down anybody’s throats or throwing away classic characters.

    You know who’s a classic character? Sam Wilson - The Falcon and new Captain America who was created in the 60’s by Stan Lee and Gene Colan.  You’re familiar with Stan Lee, yes?  Same guy that co-created that masculine Thor you’re so attached to.

    Actually, that’s not true.  THAT Thor, the one who is actually the son of Odin, was created much later.  The one Stan Lee actually created was a guy who stumbled across the hammer of Thor and was able to gain Thor’s powers and form because he was worthy.  A lot like that lady on the cover is going to.

    But, you know, whatever.  Don’t let being wrong stop you from continuing to call people names.  Just realize if anybody is a fake fan here, it’s you for not having a basic understanding of comics continuity.

    But people really are mad? I mean seriously if the characters being White and male isn’t something you love about them, when it changes why do you care why as long as the rest remains quality?

    — 4 days ago with 97562 notes
    podkins:

Wow, look at this delicate knitted beauty… This is the Henslowe pattern that Disgruntled Owl originally created for the Lioness Arts Yarn Club (8/11-10/11). The pattern is available on Ravelry, here:www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/henslowe
IMG_1478 by DisgruntledOwl on Flickr

    podkins:

    Wow, look at this delicate knitted beauty… This is the Henslowe pattern that Disgruntled Owl originally created for the Lioness Arts Yarn Club (8/11-10/11). The pattern is available on Ravelry, here:www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/henslowe

    IMG_1478 by DisgruntledOwl on Flickr

    (via deadlier-than-a-rabbit)

    — 4 days ago with 234 notes

    creative-munchies:

    Favourite work of the week, amazing food photography with a space narrative twist!

    Endless Books: 8 Weeks
    - Dina Belenko

    (Source: behance.net, via brains0nt0ast)

    — 4 days ago with 27177 notes