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    lisalu22:

I love Neil Gaiman so damn much. Best advice on how to raise a reader—let them read…whatever they want to read.

    lisalu22:

    I love Neil Gaiman so damn much. Best advice on how to raise a reader—let them read…whatever they want to read.

    (via neil-gaiman)

    — 12 hours ago with 3222 notes

    lesbianvenom:

    i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

    (via dogsanddeadlifts)

    — 14 hours ago with 178502 notes

    libutron:

    Knitted fungus

    These amazing knitted fungus, truly inspired by real mushrooms, are the result of extraordinary creative work of Leigh Martin, a fiber artist and nature enthusiast residing in Central Oklahoma (US).

    Photos (top to bottom):

    1. Parrot fungi

    2. Clavaria zollingeri

    3. Turkey tail

    4. Anemone stinkhorn

    5. Caesar’s mushroom

    6. Jack-o’-lantern mushroom 

    (via frozencrafts)

    — 14 hours ago with 1338 notes
    saturdaychores:

Saturday Chores #1, March 8, 2014
This was our very first counter-protest. It happened on a bit of a whim. There’s no big box hardware store very close to where we live, so Grayson and I were driving toward a suburb of Raleigh called Cary, which runs over with strip malls. I had gotten a gift card to Home Depot for my birthday, and we decided to get supplies for a garden box. We passed the clinic on the way.
Grayson and I both grew up not too far away, and we’ve seen the clinic in question hundreds of times. But for some reason, on this morning in particular, the protestors got under our skin a little more than normal. Grayson suggested that we make a sign that said “Weird Hobby” and point at one of the protestors. We tried to buy poster board at Home Depot, but they don’t carry it. As we were leaving, I ripped a vinyl sale sign off of a display and took a Sharpie to it. We posted the results to Instagram and Facebook, and people flipped. 
So, we vowed to continue our Saturday Chores. 

    saturdaychores:

    Saturday Chores #1, March 8, 2014

    This was our very first counter-protest. It happened on a bit of a whim. There’s no big box hardware store very close to where we live, so Grayson and I were driving toward a suburb of Raleigh called Cary, which runs over with strip malls. I had gotten a gift card to Home Depot for my birthday, and we decided to get supplies for a garden box. We passed the clinic on the way.

    Grayson and I both grew up not too far away, and we’ve seen the clinic in question hundreds of times. But for some reason, on this morning in particular, the protestors got under our skin a little more than normal. Grayson suggested that we make a sign that said “Weird Hobby” and point at one of the protestors. We tried to buy poster board at Home Depot, but they don’t carry it. As we were leaving, I ripped a vinyl sale sign off of a display and took a Sharpie to it. We posted the results to Instagram and Facebook, and people flipped. 

    So, we vowed to continue our Saturday Chores. 

    — 15 hours ago with 1754 notes
    texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

    texanpadalecki:

    crossroadsdemondean:

    hellfiremeg:

    We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

    One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

    One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

    (via brains0nt0ast)

    — 4 days ago with 26598 notes
    mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
Original available hereMore BGSG comics

    mikemaihack:

    No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.

    Original available here
    More BGSG comics

    — 4 days ago with 16715 notes
    DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    DC:Wait-
    Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
    DC:I didn't-
    Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    Marvel:PEACE
    — 6 days ago with 129194 notes